Fish !!!

IT’S AN ADVERT TO ENCOURAGE PEOPLE TO EAT MORE FISH .

SCENE 1

FAMILY KITCHEN

MUSIC IN THE BACKGROUND IS SOMETHING LIKE “SHOUT !” .

MOM , DAD AND THE KIDS ARE ALL SMILING HAPPILY AS MOM TAKES A BEAUTIFULLY COOKED FISH OUT OF
THE OVEN AND PLACES IT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE TABLE – EVERYBODY LOOKS LONGINGLY AT THE DISH

ALL : “Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm !!!”

MOM : “Delicious … and really healthy !!!”

FISH : “I’m full of Omega 3 , and other vitamins too!”

THE MUSIC IN THE BACKGROUND NOW INCREASES IN VOLUME AND REACHES A CHORUS WHEREUPON THE
FAMILY ALL TURN TO THE CAMERA WITH BEAMING FACES AND OUTSPREAD ARMS . THEY SING THE CHORUS LOUD , PROUD AND HAPPY .

ALL : “Fish !!!”


SCENE 2

MONASTERY

THE MONKS ARE SITTING AROUND A LONG DINING TABLE . A CALENDAR ON THE WALL BEHIND THEM SHOWS THAT IT IS FRIDAY .

SOME MONKS WITH FISH DESIGN APRONS AND CHEF’S HATS ARE SERVING FISH FINGERS TO ALL .

THE MONKS ARE HOLDING THEIR KNIVES AND FORKS IN READINESS AND LOOKING DELIGHTED AT THE PROSPECT OF DIGGING INTO THEIR PLATES OF FISH FINGERS .

THE ABBOT AT THE HEAD OF THE TABLE STANDS UP SMILING WITH ALL THE MONKS AS THE MUSIC BUILDS UP TO THE CHORUS AGAIN . HE CALLS FOR THEIR ATTENTION , AND THEN THEY ALL SING JOYFULLY IN UNISON .

ALL : “Fish !!!”


SCENE 3

MARKET STALLS

A GROUP OF FISH MONGERS STAND PROUDLY BEHIND THEIR STALLS , DISPLAYING A FINE SELECTION OF FRESH FISH ON TRAYS OF ICE .

TWO NEIGHBOURING FISH MONGERS START TO EYE UP EACH OTHER’S STALL AND START COMPARING SIZES OF THE FISH - PERHAPS USING FAMOUS FISHERMAN’S GESTURES TO DEMONSTRATE THAT THEY HAD A REALLY BIG ONE YESTERDAY ETC .

BEFORE A FIGHT CAN BREAK OUT , THE MUSIC ROLLS AROUND TO THE CHORUS LINE AGAIN AND THE FISH MONGERS ALL TURN AND FACE THE CAMERA ENTHUSIASTICALLY .

ALL : “Fish !!!”


SCENE 4

BEACH

A GROUP OF BATHERS ARE ENJOYING THE WARM SUNSHINE AND FUN AS THEY FROLIC , LAUGH AND SWIM IN THE COOLING WATER .

THE MUSIC CONTINUES IN THE BACKGROUND AS THE BATHERS PLAY BEACHBALL AND SPLASH ABOUT .

MUSIC BUILDS TOWARDS THE CHORUS AGAIN AS WE SEE FOOTAGE OF AN ENORMOUS GREAT WHITE SHARK FLYING THROUGH THE WATER AT TOP SPEED , WITH IT’S MOUTH OPEN AND DISPLAYING ROWS OF VICIOUS , BACKWARD POINTING , RAZOR SHARP TEETH .

THE BATHERS ARE TOTALLY DUMB-STRUCK AS THEY WATCH THE MONSTER SHARK ZOOMING STRAIGHT TOWARDS THEM AND THE MUSIC COMES TO A CRESCENDO AS THEY ALL SCREAM OUT IN PERFECT UNISON .

ALL : “Shit ….. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”